Can I just get my money back?

So Stefen and I dont have a very big tv and we dont have cable or dish or anything like that. We just have a small collection of dvd's and thats it. So last weekend we were bored and we came up with the idea to borrow my moms Netflix account (thanks mom) and watch it over the internet. But its kinda a pain. So Stefen thought we could just buy a cord to connect the laptop to the TV and everything will be perfect. So we went on Amazon found what we thought was the right cord for cheap. The description verified that it was what we wanted. So we bought it. Well it came in the mail yesterday and we were trying to hook it up and it just wouldnt work. We tried EVERYTHING! Well I decided this was stupid and I wanted my mom back. So we wrote a letter to the company and this is what it said.  (Please note we dont have a Wii it was just to get our point across)


Your product details are stupid!! We have tried to use this cable to connect to everything!!! A tv to monitor and dvd to laptop a wii to monitor. And NONE of it works. I was so excited that I found this product for cheap and then I cant use it for ANYTHING except to waste space in my tiny apartment. I am VERY disappointed with your company and this product. You need to post a better description saying that this product is defective and does not work!  That would be more accurate then what you have. I would like my money back but I do not think that it fair that I have to pay for postage to send the stupid little thing back to you when you clearly wont be able to use it either since it is broken and has no other use then to say hey look I am a bunch of random wires that thinks I can do something and I cant.
So the whole point of this little email is to say that your product is a waste of space and peoples skills to make the thing when clearly they dont have knowledge to create a proper product. And you clearly dont have the brain matter to create a correct product description. So even though I only spent $3 on the thing, I am in college and I can use that $3 for a jar of peanut butter and a loaf of bread. So I want my money back.

Thank you

Did you have a good laugh? Stefen did he was in tears when he read it. Well I did get my money back by the way. Have a good day.